Today on not Sam wrestling coming off of fast lane Cody Rhodes has gold and technically

Jade Cargill has made her WWE debut will see and punk be joining Jade soon.

My wild speculation maybe becomes a spoiler again and NXT is doing the unthinkable as competition

with Dynamite goes head-to-head once more. This is not Sam wrestling.

What a time to be alive, welcome to not Sam wrestling. These are always fun coming off

pay-per-views which seem like they're most weeks at this point honestly.

Oh my god, welcome to not Sam wrestling and we've got to eat. Okay, eat, eat, eat.

Let's start with the eat. I am so happy that the eat word has made its way into sports

entertainment. Yeat is the primary way I've been communicating with my children for the

better part of three months and now we saw a little glimpse of it. Jimmy Usel yeeted

the WWE social media camera crew for Instagram. I don't know a week or two ago, but my god

if you were not already charmed by Jay Usel walking into that fast lane press conference

at first I was like man, Jay Usel is doing such great character work. Obviously the story

that we're being told is that is that Jay is is so close with Cody. Cody being the

one guy on raw that believes in Jay Usel. Jay is his best friend and then Cody was like,

yeah, we know we were drinking on the bus. I said, okay, that explains it. Maybe, maybe

maybe sometimes I got to turn off the analytical part of my brain and just realize that sometimes

things are what they are. And Jay Usel legitimately celebrated after winning back the WWE

undisputed tag team championship and is now eating a room full of the wrestling media.

That's what's happening. And we're here for it because not only does it result in Cody

Rhodes eating because that's how you know you've got good energy and I've never experienced

this. Well, maybe a little bit, you know, that guy from the from the NBA, he said he was

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