Is CF Montreal MLS’s most embarrassing club? Plus: other coaches on the hot seat! | MLS Update
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🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Taylor, Jeff, and Joe combine to look back at the latest action from around MLS. Plus, we chat about CF Montreal’s decision to fire yet another coach — and ponder which other managers are on the hot seat. All that (and so much more!) on the show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, |
| 0:02.0 | Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show. |
| 0:24.6 | My name is Taylor Rockwell, and it's MLS time. |
| 0:28.2 | We had teenagers making life difficult for Messi, the rapids washing away the dynamo. |
| 0:32.3 | Portland winning a game? |
| 0:34.1 | What a time to be alive. |
| 0:35.4 | Plus, the obvious and only problem at Montreal, Marco Donodale, has been sacked. What happens next for CF Montreal and which other coaches' seats might be getting increasingly warm? Here with me to talk it all out are The Voice of Phoenix. It's Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. Wow, what a responsibility. I feel like that's a burden that I'm not yet ready to bear. Maybe someday I will be. |
| 0:55.0 | Just a sprawling city. |
| 0:56.1 | You know, can I really speak for all of it? |
| 0:57.7 | Find out, I guess. |
| 0:59.2 | Yes, you can. |
| 1:00.0 | Yes, you can. |
| 1:00.5 | Done. |
| 1:00.9 | Done deal. |
| 1:01.5 | That's all I needed. |
| 1:02.7 | Well, Joe, would you rather be that? |
| 1:03.8 | Or the voice of 10,000 lakes, it's Jeff Ruder. |
| 1:06.6 | Hello, Jeff. They don't speak for themselves, so someone's got to... I'm just picturing Joe at doing like every narration, Billy May's style for any product coming out of Phoenix. Right, and he's just in a studio all day, just like... Joe Lowry here. Yeah. Right, yeah. And like going into the weeds about like the quality of this like drain company. This would be great. Way toe congratulations i'm into that i'm into that i was |
| 1:27.7 | getting real uh laurax vibes from jeff speaking for 10,000 lakes like they can't speak for themselves |
| 1:32.8 | you know somebody's got to step up do the job take down that little short tubby guy it's gonna |
| 1:37.7 | it's gonna go great you got it that's a blonde mustache joke isn't it it's not because i didn't get |
| 1:44.1 | that reference but i liked it nonetheless thank Thank you. You're welcome. There's a lot of fish complaints, as I understand, from the 10,000 lakes. We are here to talk all about the weekend that was in Major League Soccer. To start off, Mr. Lowry, if you would, would you give us your favorite game from the weekend, please and thank you. Yeah, my favorite game was Colorado, the game that you referenced earlier, |
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