Is Ben Mates With I'm A Celeb's Angryginge?
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
🍑 Colson's back from his hols, and we greet his return with a very important question: what could the boys put up their bums? But pure smut is not what we do on the podcast, because it's smut mixed with other chats of a cleaner variety.
In less bum-based discussions strangers are paying Colson’s bill, I’m A Celeb is back and Ben reveals that he nearly became the lead on a massive American sitcom!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is on the sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben. |
| 0:13.7 | Yes, I'm back. Do not worry. How has it been? |
| 0:17.8 | Seameless. There was no problem with Jack's delivery. |
| 0:21.8 | My mum said it was so shit, it was good. Did she? Yeah. But almost an attractive prospect. Like I was putting it on. Like I was putting it on being that bad. And were you not? Oh no, I was awful. No, it wasn't. It was awful. It got me thinking, if I died, would you carry on just the two of you or would you replace me? |
| 0:41.2 | Chesney. Yeah. In a heartbeat. He's the first in, yeah. It was chatting with him actually last night. As the details would be coming through of where the funeral is, we'd be texting Chesney. Yeah. And say, next Wednesday, see you there. |
| 0:54.6 | You're in. |
| 0:55.2 | You've got an iPad. |
| 0:56.4 | You're in. |
| 0:56.7 | No one will know. |
| 0:57.8 | All you've got to do is read a script. Jack can do it. So how I... Welcome back to Chesney, Jack and Ben. Yeah, that's what it would be. On the sofa. Well, if you didn't know this is our podcast where the three of us from the world of TV get together which are about film TV everything else in between I've had I've had me gap year I've |
| 1:15.8 | have me sabbatical I've had me two days off and now I'm back did you have a week on I was |
| 1:21.3 | away from Saturday till Wednesday okay I finished work on Saturday. Yeah. Flew from Liverpool. Ooh. To Farrow. Cheaper flies? 29 pounds. Oh. Baggage? Yeah. I did have a bag which does. I make it expensive. Here's a little trick of the trade for you, actually. Wear all your clothes. If you wanting to get away and you want it to be dead quieter, |
| 1:46.7 | Liverpool Airport, |
| 1:48.6 | Saturday night, |
| 1:49.7 | I got through in six minutes. |
| 1:54.6 | Six, |
| 1:54.9 | from me parking the car to being sat at the gate. |
| 1:59.1 | On the plane. |
| 1:59.5 | On the plane. |
| 1:59.8 | Six minutes. |
| 2:34.2 | To be being sat and taking off to get to Portugal. I just thought that was, I thought it was little pretty decent. Trick of the trade. That's just, but that's just luck of the drawer, isn't it? No, I think I did say to the girl when I dropped my bag off. Why is it so quiet? She said, it's on to our winter schedule. she said it's dead. Oh. And I was like, why is it so quiet? And she said, it's on to our winter schedule. She said, it's dead. Oh. And I was like, worth knowing that. Worth knowing. Cheap line. So what did you do when you were there? Ran drank chocolate milk. Why chocolate milk? It's good for you. It's good for your post run. Oh, that's a lot of of shite. Who's told you that? This new mate. |
| 2:35.2 | This new mate. I went out with him. Did you? Did you? Yeah, yeah. Yesterday. Running with, what's it called? Ryan. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ryan. Yeah. Did you get into any more about him? Yeah. No, no loads about him now, like, about his work. |
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