What hand do you drink with?

When you pick up a drink? Both hands. A couple fists in it. Phone number get legal? Dude, yes. Oh, that sucks. But not how you would think. It's like birth control and it helps me grow my hair back. He's like, why isn't anybody talking about this? I'm just glad there's one other golfer here as bad as me. Yeah, dude, it's like fully taken over our lives.

I think AI's coming for our job.

Yeah, not looking so dumb for spending all that money on them clubs now, am I?

Not at all, bro.

CJ's got to be matched to you or over you.

Other than that you guys golf multiple times a week and I still haven't even looked at the course.

Was the last time you golfed for Ben's birthday? Yeah. Which was the first time you used your clubs? Yes. Yeah, dude, it's like fully taken over our lives. Yeah, it really is. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to like impose, but I haven't gotten the invite. And I don't know if I'm worried about slowing you guys down or something, you know.

Yeah, it's kind of an open invite, though.

It's like everyone goes. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know. And then I like go home and then it's like, oh wow, we're golfing. You got the membership, right? I didn't. I knew I wasn't going to golf that much. Well, it's kind of like you have the membership, you might as well use it. So you just go. I have so many things that I have

that I might as well use. I had to like draw the line somewhere. Yeah, you do. Yeah, we've been golfing so much. Greta was just like, she was kind of getting on me the other day of like, just you guys are golfing so much. It's like you're, you're just really old. I was like, That's fine. I was like, is that bad? She was like, it's just like such an old person thing to do. And like the amount that you guys are going, it's like only old people can golf that much. And I think she was trying to make me be like, you're right, I should stop golfing as much. Yeah, golf is not as cool as we think it is.

Yeah.

But I was just like, yeah, I guess I'm growing up. Just backfired on her. It's another week. We're fired up about golf. We won't bore you with it too much longer. I do have one more thing to say on it. I was driving. I take the back way to the shop now.

Like there's the highway, there's the normal way,

and then there's the back way.

So I've been taking the scenic route. You know, I figured it adds a minute or two to my drive time, but I don't have to sit at every red light as I drive through DL. And I drive by all the golf courses. And I'm driving down the road this morning in my Hummer. And I'm just looking, looking at the road. Yep, just like this. And I just see this white ball come flying over to the side, bounce on the road in front of me, and go over behind my car. And I look, it was about a 71-year-old man and all of his buddies standing there. Were they laughing?

No, they looked shocked. Like they were like, oh shit. Actually, his buddies were laughing. He looked scared. I pulled right up and hit the brakes and rolled down the window. And he goes, I'm so sorry. And I go, I'm just glad there's one other golfer here as bad as me. I bet they love that. Man, Ken, how many cars have you hit now? I hit two and then I stopped going to that course.

He hit two parked cars hard. Yeah, yeah. Hard. Like, he got a real good hold of it and then sent it in the wrong direction right towards the parking lot. The thing about it, though, is like at that course, it's got to be pretty common. Like, the clubhouse gets hit all the time.

You've actually hit the clubhouse.

Ben said he's never seen that before. I've never seen it. Never seen it. Yeah, I've been playing out there for like 15 years. I bet. CJ managed to get a hold of it. Or it does? No, not the hole that CJ hit it on. Oh, okay. He was still getting his yardage dialed in, and he went over the green, probably 20 yards, caught concrete, and then it bounced again, and then it landed up on the roof of the clubhouse, which is 10. And so it was just like, it made a ruckus landing and then coming down the whole way. And I was just like, just go to the next hole next hole everyone was looking I like turned and look behind

me yeah who hit that did it drop down into the gutter and like roll out onto the ground like happy

gilmore style but the thing is though Ken is like where that parking lot is it's just kind of a flawed

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