Welcome to Rachel Uncensored.

One of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me.

Hello, I am Rachel, your host and the creator and the editor and the producer of this show.

And that's why it is subpar. If you are viewing Merry Christmas, I have a couple

Christmas decorations up in the back. It might have been for my podcast with my sister, sweet and

salty sisters, also known as SaaS over on Patreon if you want to check it out. But I kept up the

Christmas stuff because it's Christmas.

Merry Christmas, everybody. Let me be the first to annoyingly wish you a Merry Christmas this

holiday season. If you don't celebrate Christmas, whatever you do celebrate, I hope it's joyous and

lovely. Okay, I promise I'm not going to go too hard on the Christmas stuff until December,

but vlogmas has started over on my vlog channel if you want to check that out. I vlog and post

every single day from November 1st to December 26. It's just what I've done for a really long time.

I think I bit the side of my tongue, the right side of my tongue, and it's making it kind of hard to talk, which is totally fine, because I don't have a job where all I'm doing

is talking to a camera.

How's everybody doing today? Abby said she will be on next week. So today is another solo

episode, but I am going to take quizzes to see if I should be marrying her. That is in the

future of this podcast. But I thought we should start with a joke of the day.

Drum roll, please.

Wait, is the drum roll supposed to be after I say the joke, but then before the punchline?

Screw the drum roll.

Take back the drum roll.

RIP, boiling water.

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