Is $250 Too Much to Spend at the Bar? feat. Michael Kosta and Arturo Castro

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

While Jordan was busy summering in Maine, Michelle got stuck in a New Orleans toilet. Who had a better vacation? You decide. Plus, The Daily Show’s Michael Kosta will eat just about anything. And Alternatino creator and star Arturo Castro on why salsa clubs make him feel inadequate. Plus, one man’s quest to turn Uber Pool into a dating app.

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0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Summer is ending and you know what that means. It's time to put some clothes on.
0:12.0	Cover yourself with merch from Exactly Right.
0:14.0	From September 4th through the 7th, the Exactly Right store is throwing an end of summer sale.
0:18.0	Use code Summer 25 for 20% off the entire store and get merch
0:22.4	from all your favorite shows, my favorite murder, bananas, I said no gifts, and more. That includes
0:27.4	our last chance section with extra savings. That's right. Discounted items are also 20% off. Surely we've
0:33.5	gotten mad. The sale only lasts four days, so head to exactly right store.com before it's gone. Log on, buy some clothes, live your truth. Again, that's Exactly Rightstore.com. Use code summer 25 at checkout. Goodbye. Jordan, what was the last time you went to Jerry Duty? I didn't just do jury duty. I did Grand Jury! Is that like a plus-sized Jerry Duty? It felt like it. You got an hour off for lunch. It was like indict, don't indict. So dramatic. How to get away with murder. It was really good. There was a lot of dong-dunk. What about you? I mean, I've been to like the interviews or whatever where they go and see how crazy you should be. Paneling, I think they call. And I just cried.
1:12.5	I just cried.
1:13.6	I was like, I got my period.
1:15.2	I'm freelance.
1:18.2	I got to work to pay these taxes on tampons.
1:19.1	They're like, dismissed.
1:26.6	Hey, everybody.
1:44.2	I'm Michelle Bouton. I'm Jordan Carlos. Welcome to Adting from WNYC Studios, the podcast where we learn to be grown-ass adults together. Together! Together! This episode was such a good one. We had Michael Costa from The Daily Show. And a Toro Castro! Alternatino. Yes. Yes. Love his style. Love everything about him, man.
1:42.0	And just a heads up, everybody, while I was talking to Michael Costa. My mic was not working. I mean, look, I'm just saying our conversation was probably too hot. The universe is like, I can't handle it. Put it on pause. It's going to sound weird for a few minutes, but it'll be fine. You're fine. We're all fine.
1:43.9	The world's all right. We're condoms. You're too cute for bacteria. minutes, but it'll be fine. You're fine. We're all fine. The world's all right.
2:01.1	We're condoms. You're too cute for bacteria. Bye, bitches.
2:03.7	Stay tuned.
2:05.1	Too, too.
2:06.0	Oh, my God. Is this the Soul Train?
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