We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All on the right side. You got to be all on the bright side,

All right, all of the bright side, like, all of the bright side.

Every culture has a God responsible for the creation of Earth,

a supreme being made of light and love.

But what about the smaller gods?

The ones you don't learn about in class? Like

Siametes, the Lord of Beans, or Cardea, the goddess of door hinges. Today we're taking a deep

dive on all those inconspicuous low-key deities in history and maybe fart down to the Lord

of Beans on this week's episode of The Brighter Side. Yes, yes, I was excited for this. Amber, this is definitely Amber's idea. Yeah. You're like, we should do a show on irrelevant gods. And I was like, what is that? And then I thought about it. I was like, yeah, all right. Yeah, like the god of milk. Yeah, you know. Yeah. But I was, like, as I was doing research on this, I was like, oh, these gods are actually

pretty important.

And I know we think they're like, what, like, silly today, but like, C.MET is the god of beans, which, by the way, I'm probably going to mispronounce all of these. Oh, yeah. No, there's going to be lots of mispronunciations.

You can yell at us through, if you want to yell at us, you can go to the brighterside

LPN and gmail.com and send us a message about what we don't know. Yeah, give us a history lesson. Yeah, we always appreciate that. But if you're in ancient times, like, you need beans to live. To live. Yeah, yeah yeah so you can get the protein and the complex

carbs to like harvest all day yeah this started off as like yeah man fuck gods man and like

like by the end of it it was like oh well you know that's kind of nice yeah it's kind of nice

yeah like the goddess of door hinges of course that's a goddess because like before door

hinges there was no door yeah animals were just come into your house a man yeah exactly yeah it's a goddess, because, like, before door hinges, there was no door. Yeah, animals were just coming to your house. A man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's a goddess. A door hinge was a very important invention. Yeah. Yeah, otherwise, you're just slide in a stone, you know, in front of your, every day. Your household. Like, I'm Jesus or something. Yeah, you can't be having that.

You know, what's funny is I actually took like every part of me to not like be a jerk and just do God, God, you know, the first one out.

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