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Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up.

This is the show where we have big ideas and conversations about little things.

You know, we get really intense, but it's about stuff that doesn't really matter.

We're not talking about war, we're not talking about famine, we're talking about things

that, you know, earn us, and we usually land on opposite sides of each other.

Today, we're going to be talking about irons versus steamers.

I'm joined by my co-host, Dulce Sloan, and go ahead and tell the people, Dulce, tell

the people where you land and why and how you came to your conclusion.

You know what?

You always ask me first.

I think you should tell the people where you land because I feel like you wait to hear

all my arguments or my side.

Now, I feel deep in my heart and then you're like, let me tell you all the ways that you

are wrong.

And first of all, on like that energy, second of all, I think it allows you to start

calculating, it contemplates all of the counterpoints and arguments to my beautifully made

and well executed thoughts, feelings, and facts.

So you go first, shit.

All right.

Okay.

You know, I thought I was being a gentleman this whole time, but no, no, no, no, no,

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