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Iron Lung Review with Gina Teeters

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After Shows, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.2652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Synopsis

Iron Lung is about Markiplier in a submarine. That’s the one thing that I can confidently say. there are a lot of other details, but none of them seem as salient. Sure all of the galaxy’s, universe’s(?) suns have gone out, and there are factions of the remaining humans fighting for resources but that is really window dressing on Markiplier being in a submarine. Also, he’s exploring an ocean of blood on some moon.

Now you may ask me Bryce, how could they possibly functions as a society without a sun? How are they making new oxygen? Doesn’t blood congeal or separate or something? how did they fine this moon without light? shut up nerd, Markilpier’s in a sub, now sit back and be scared.

Review or Iron Lung

before i go further, let me answer the main question first, yes this is better than Shelby Oaks. I will say that it’s not as bad as I expected, but i wasn’t blow. away either. The movie is basically all shot in one room, so that limitation let all the energy go into the story and the performance. It dod hold my attention for the most part, but it didn’t deserve a two hour runtime. They could have edited out 40 mins and lose almost nothing.

Markipliers performance was better than expected, but definitely leaned heavily into the melodramatic verging on overacting.

The production design was well done except for the fact that it faithfully replicated the cartoonish UI of the video game, which I felt was a lazy choice.

As far as delivering on suspense it did well. the movie was atmospheric and moody throughout. The ending goes full cosmic horror and feels like a good payoff.

Score

4/10

Transcript

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0:00.0

What do you call a YouTuber on a suicide submarine mission under a sea of blood on a distant moon?

0:05.8

A good start. We're covering iron lung today.

0:26.9

Thank you. Is this a metal thing? Yes.

0:28.3

No, taste.

0:29.9

David.

0:30.1

David, what is this?

0:31.8

Pretty sick.

0:33.4

I have to kill a lot of people.

0:36.1

Just tell me what you want me to fuck

0:37.5

I have big tips and a tiny vagina

0:40.2

Oil me up daddy

0:41.7

I can't believe that Bryce prefers

0:43.7

Big tits

0:44.7

Missletoe alert

0:45.9

This is back country

0:46.8

This guy was a real jerk

0:48.2

How long can Hugo being

0:49.4

Pognant

0:50.1

Chop chop chop chop chop

0:51.4

Oh I'm just such a dick David

0:52.9

Okay everybody put on your corpse handling gloves.

0:55.5

You what?

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