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And Sherry.

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And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

Hey, hey, everybody.

Welcome to the show.

I have exciting royal family news. The royals, they're just like us. This is wild. You know, I long ago made my piece with coming from a colorful and dysfunctional family with a lot of drama and heartbreak long, long ago. It makes me sad that my brothers are estranged from

each other, but, you know, again, made my peace with it. I tried to fix it and couldn't, and it

wasn't mine to fix, right? So imagine when I wake up to this news that for Prince, Prince Charles,

for King Charles's coronation, everything has been choreographed

to keep William and Harry apart. So at no time will there be an awkward run-in or a chance

of paparazzi photos where the brothers look angry or miserable in each other's company.

I believe that. I believe it. I mean, this is a straight up news story. The focus is,

quote, on making sure there are no awkward encounters between the brothers. Harry's arrival at

Westminster Abbey has been meticulously crafted to make sure he has no confrontation with any member

of the royal family who is less forgiving. He's going to, Prince Harry is going to be seated many rows behind senior royals.

There can be no direct shot of William and Harry together.

The palace is anticipating everyone reading into every facial expression, every glance,

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