All right.

All right, hello, Handel here on yet another Saturday.

It's going to be gorgeous today.

I think last Saturday was rainy and miserable.

I'm not mistaken, although a week I don't remember two minutes ago.

So how am I going to remember what happened last Saturday?

And although I do remember Jim Thorpe and the medals that he

got in 1912

and the king of

Sweden who handed him the medal, so

go figure, right? All right, in any case,

we start with a phone number,

800 5201 KFI,

8005201534, and since it is the top of the hour, naturally, virtually always, it's the best time to call.

Although I think it was last week or the week before.

We were totally jammed and it didn't matter when you called.

All the lines were full.

So we do have a couple lines open, even though we do have some people already holding.

So you want to call if you want some marginal legal advice, where I yell at you and scream and tell you you have absolutely no case.

And during the week, when I do the Monday through Friday show, I don't have the opportunity to tell people specifically you have no case whatsoever.

And I get that opportunity here on the legal show.

Great fun.

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