In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

A short time ago, the United States military began major combat operations in Iran.

Wow.

This terrorist regime can never have a nuclear weapon.

We are going to destroy their missiles and raise their missile industry to the ground.

To the leaders of Iran, you are fucking with the wrong, nigger.

I'm being dead-ass.

I'm that type of n***er who got shooters on speed dial ready to pull up and walk your whole regime down.

Shee.

You got some motherfucking nerds calling me off Shabakh.

Me and my Jewish niggas come up here and beat your ass, nigga.

We are getting information from Israeli sources that the Ayatollah is dead.

Fuck around and find out.

And now the big question is what comes next?

Who gives a crap? I don't care.

You are fake news.

He died.

Like a dog.

Very faked it.

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