and Godo Yagin America to be the greatest country in the world, and it is worth fighting for, and if it takes it, it's worth dying for, from the greatest country that this world has ever seen.

What up, what up, what up, what up, everybody.

Welcome to the show.

No, I have not been committed to a psych ward with tranquility paintings and things like that to calm

my emotions. No, I'm at an Airbnb. And then I disclosed location, you creeps. I'm not telling

you where I'm at. No, I'm just kidding. I'm in, I'm in Arizona. You know, because these $7,000

checks aren't going to cash themselves. And so, you know, we gotta do what we gotta do.

And I wish that were true.

It cost me more than that to get the whole family out here.

That's for sure.

I don't know if you can see these bags under my eyes.

Yesterday was a, I'll get into that in a minute.

We got a lot of stuff to talk about.

I ran, I ran, I ran. I ran. Oh, my. Oh, me. Oh, my.

Or as my young daughter would say, he, he. Oh, no.

He's deprived. Shut up, Todd. I'm doing the dialogue or the monologue. See?

Dadgummit. It's one of those kind of days. We got to talk about Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson was detained to see the Jesse Smolier or juicy smoyer of the

conservative movement. We got to talk about this. Tucker Carlson's been going downhill for a long time.

Also, aliens are back. You know how everybody, we found out aliens were real and

now all of a sudden everybody just forgot about it. We went about our day. We're like, of course,

aliens are real. We've got Candace Owitz. We know that aliens are real. You know, this is Candice.

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