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Welcome back one and all to another episode of the damage report.

I was gone.

Whenever I leave, you know that something big is going to happen and something indeed big happened.

We're at war.

Again, nobody could have predicted it accurately, in my case at least, because I think I predicted

three times that we were on the cusp of going to war with Iran and every time it didn't

happen.

And then last week I thought, you know what?

Getting ahead of myself, maybe don't do it again.

And what do you know it happened?

Leading me to believe, I think the only reasonable takeaway is that it was me warding it off.

And I unfortunately didn't do that last weekend.

So unfortunately, we are in this disastrous war that is already causing tons of problems.

Many people dying, tons of money being wasted.

And that's just like now, if it just stops,

God only knows where it could end up going. But we have another problem in our lap, America.

And do you know what it is? We had a power outage here at the studio. And as a result of that,

one of the settings on my little preview monitor is messed up. So I think what we're going to do is fun thing for the live audience.

I need to go press a button and then everything's going to be great.

And then we're going to get back to it.

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