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Hello, bunglers!

Hello bunglers! Sorry, hello bulges! Oh man my typing's gone off.

Hello buglers! So there we are! Got it!

Welcome to bugle 88 for the week beginning Monday August 31st 2009.

I am, ha ha ha, ah, it's coming, it's coming.

Uh, Andy's ottoman, bingo.

And I'm in London, England.

And in the city that has brought the world such diverse wonders as the Brooklyn Bridge, the Woolworth Building, eggs and tomato sauce, New York, it's the Monsignor of mirth, the general lissimo of jollity, the satrap of satire, the chief executive

of Chuckles and former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Sunny Liston.

So I've just been told Sunny couldn't make it to the studio in time.

So I said it's our regular backup guy, John Oliver.

That's right.

Sit down, sunny and stay down.

Knocked him spark out.

Hello Andy. Hello and and buglers.

Welcome to Bugel H.

Andy I was down in Philadelphia a couple of days ago and you know

Philadelphia is a city not only famous for its dog fighting

quarterbacks or its fictional boxes but also for its cheese steaks and the most famous

of which are probably sold at Pat's and Genos. Two old stores that are directly opposite each other.

And I tried one from both this week, Andy. I bridged that divide.

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