Hello, my name's Stephen Crowder.

Donut.

I can eat about a million and a half of these donuts.

My mama always said life was like a box of donuts.

It gets stale pretty quick. That must be a terrible mug.

I bet you could sip all day from a mug like that and not taste a thing.

I'm glad I don't have a mug like that. My lips hurt.

Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their mug, what they drunk, where they drank.

I drank from lots of mugs.

I bet if I could think about it real hard,

I could remember my first mug.

Mama said I could drink anything.

She said it was my magic mug.

I'm just trying to read a book.

Is there a point you're trying to get to, Mr?

Well, yeah, I was supposed to do this whole thing where this mug is part of my life story.

I've been with it through thick and thin.

I think I go to war, survived the war, and there's something with shrimp and a black guy.

So you're selling mugs or?

Well, mug club is more than just a mug.

You can join mug club now for 89 annually to try it for yourself for more content.

Or you can go the Mugless route for $9 a month, but you won't get the Mug itself,

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