#IPM2018: Driving Lessons

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2018

⏱️ 10 minutes

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In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights For more information on International Podcast Month, visit internationalpodcastmonth.com or twitter.com/podmonth. CAST James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.0	Driving lessons, a we-fix spaceunk minisode for international podcast months,
0:40.0	in which Harold's computer...
0:42.6	That is definitely not my name.
0:44.7	Attempts to teach his branch, Haroldson.
0:48.4	How to Fly the Y Kaye.
0:53.3	This episode fits between episode seven and eight of Marilyn's Diary.
1:02.6	Day one, 235 a.m.
1:06.7	Okay, Haroldon, are you ready?
1:09.4	Ready, yes, I'm ready.
1:10.9	So, lesson one, What all the buttons do?
1:15.1	Buttons? Yeah, there are a lot of buttons.
1:17.8	Yes, there are.
1:19.6	I could probably just learn by doing, right? Dad?
1:22.0	Just, you know, press some buttons, find out what they do.
1:24.7	No, don't learn by doing. You cannot learn by doing.
1:28.2	Not in this very delicate piece of equipment
1:29.9	that has the only people I care about on it.
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