Hey, do you ever ask anybody what their favorite color is?

I'm sure you have, or people have asked you.

It's the most interesting question.

But how many times do you say beige?

Never.

Because it's one of the worst colors.

It's hardly even a color.

It's like oatmeal or sand.

There's nothing, it's beige, it's boring, it's bland.

Now, computers, why in heaven's name have the people

have made computers before?

Never done anything but beige.

That's nuts.

That's nuts.

Have they been in thinking jail?

That's crazy.

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