Iowa Emergency Broadcast

Current Affairs

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4.4 • 645 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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We had to convene suddenly and put this out fast, using the Current Affairs Emergency Broadcast System located in Basement Sector 11. The Corn Gods have been angered. Tweet: https://twitter.com/ambientGillian/status/1170390242517487616?s=20

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the corn gods have been angered.
0:07.0	We have gathered many members of the current affairs team for an emergency broadcast
0:14.0	because some stuff has happened and things are happening. Things maybe have even, you know,
0:23.6	more events may have occurred in the short time since we broadcast this, but we felt that it was
0:30.1	necessary and appropriate to bring everyone together to talk about a state you might have heard of recently. It's called Iowa.
0:41.1	And yeah, we got a talk. So today, we are joined by senior editor, Brianna Rannix.
0:49.9	Hi, guys. Amusementment's managing editor, Lider Gold.
0:55.2	Hi.
0:56.3	Business manager contributing editor, Eli Massey.
1:00.4	Hi there.
1:01.9	Editor-in-chief, Nathan J. Robinson.
1:04.3	Hello.
1:06.0	And we're going to talk about Iowa, I guess.
1:11.2	So it is now, what time is it Eastern Time?
1:15.6	It's 7.11.
1:17.9	And is, wait, is Iowa in?
1:20.5	No, there's Central Time.
1:21.8	It's Midwest, so it's 615 there.
1:24.1	Yeah.
1:24.5	Okay.
1:25.1	Oh, your country is too big.
1:26.1	It doesn't matter.
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