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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, please stop by. |
| 0:20.1 | Be a part of one of our services. These are the |
| 0:22.5 | finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. But thanks for tuning in today and |
| 0:27.5 | thanks for coming out. I like to start with something funny. And I heard about this man. He was the only |
| 0:33.1 | Protestant in this large Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were |
| 0:39.9 | eating cold fish, he was in his backyard grilling a steak. They couldn't stand the temptation |
| 0:45.9 | and decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. He finally agreed. A priest came over, |
| 0:52.5 | sprinkled water on him, said you were born a Baptist, you were raised a |
| 0:56.1 | Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. The next year, on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same |
| 1:02.3 | smell. They rushed to his house. He was in his backyard sprinkling water over his steak, |
| 1:08.1 | saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. |
| 1:13.2 | All right. |
| 1:14.1 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:15.6 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:17.1 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:19.0 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:21.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:23.3 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:25.8 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, |
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