Oh, if only you could see me now, Katie.

I hear that you're in a cupboard. What's going on?

I am in a cupboard in Switzerland, yes. And no, don't worry. I'm okay. Everything's fine.

I'm just trying to get away from the echo because I'm in a lovely house, but everything is made out of wood and is very reflective.

And there's no soft furnishings.

Oh, the things you have to think about when you're a podcaster.

Yeah, it's a bit ridiculous.

I'll try and take a selfie of myself,

although I'm not sure it'll be very good

because I'm just surrounded by duvet and pillows in a tiny cupboard.

Sounds very tre cosy, as we say in France.

How are you? Are you more comfortable than me?

I'm very comfortable. I've been teaching this

week in two French journalism schools, basically being like this, like what you see in front of you.

That's how not to do it. But yeah, it's been really fun to get out of the newsroom. But bloody hell,

teaching is so tiring. I am so glad it's not my full-time job. Yeah, kudos teachers out there.

Good job, teachers. So yeah,

I'm ready for a relaxing half hour chatting to you. Good. Well, me too, because I've actually got a show

and literally I will be on stage in three hours. So let's, let's make this snappy. You can do your

warm up now. First thing's first, Dominic. This is our first show for a couple of weeks, but I think you've got, if I remember correctly, a bit of an apology to make.

Hey, why first things first? Why can't we like hide the apology at the end like all the newspapers do?

We are not the Sun newspaper. We're going to do this responsibly. Would you like to apologise to nitrogen?

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