At some point far in the future, historians will probably ask,

what was daily life like in the early 21st century?

Well, one thing we know for sure.

Nobody will ever point to these two clowns and say,

this was how you should the Stacking Benjamin Show. I'm Joe's mom's neighbor Doug and what a great show we have for you today. First, my hypnosis training kit just showed up in the mail.

And second, visiting us from the Vice Fund,

we'll welcome the guy talking about investing in all the stuff Joe's mom loves, please welcome

Jordan Waldrip. Plus in our headline segment some disturbing news on the life

insurance front, we'll share those numbers and solutions with a call from USAA's

J.J. Monternoir.

Of course, we'll still throw out the Haven Life Line, answer a letter from the mailbag,

and hopefully by then I'll be able to hypnotize everyone

and suggest you make tons of wealth for yourself.

And now, two guys who don't need to be hypnotized to feel very, very relaxed and sleepy,

Joe and O, J-J-J-J-J-J-G. All you got to do for me is just put anything on television and I'm out. You're out. Yeah. Yeah. Not for me, because I will get sucked into that stuff. And it'll be like, okay, I can do one more. I like that Seinfeld joke where his whole body's asleep except his thumb which keeps pressing like the channel button.

So true story that actually happens to my father-in-law. Really? He'll be just out asleep and just keep clicking channels?

Yeah, because you know how like at night sometimes the local channels will turn dark? Just you know all static sometimes you can hear from

the basement chtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtchtcht because all he's doing is he's got his thumb on the button.

You know he needs to do then, he just needs a little more nutrition, right?

A little more ump.

That's all he needs and the way he gets it is from our X Bar.

Thanks to our X Bar for supporting Stacky Bedumins.

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