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The Atlas Obscura Podcast

Invasion of the Lampreys

The Atlas Obscura Podcast

SiriusXM Podcasts & Atlas Obscura

Places & Travel, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

About 100 years ago, the Great Lakes were inundated with an unwelcome visitor – the leech-like, blood-sucking, creepy-looking sea lamprey. For decades, a small governmental organization has kept the lampreys (aka Vampire Fish) in check. But now, thanks to federal budget cuts, it's not clear who will win: the Great Lakes or the sea lamprey. Read Katie Thornton’s full story in the New Yorker:

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0:00.0

I'm Kelly McEvers, and this is Atlas Obscura, a celebration of the world's strange,

0:09.7

incredible, and wondrous places. About a hundred years ago, the Great Lakes got some creepy-looking

0:15.8

visitors. They moved in, bullied their neighbors, and eventually tried to take over the place.

0:22.1

I am talking about a fish, the dreaded sea lamprey.

0:26.2

People dedicated their entire careers to getting these lampreys out

0:29.5

because they nearly destroyed the entire fishing industry in the Great Lakes,

0:34.2

which is huge, like $6 billion a year.

0:37.9

The effort worked for a while, but now, thanks to federal budget cuts, it's not clear who

0:43.5

will win.

0:44.7

Great Lakes or the lampraise.

0:49.9

Katie Thornton wrote an article about all this for The New Yorker, and she's here to tell us

0:53.9

about it. Hey, Katie. Hi, and she's here to tell us about it.

0:54.4

Hey, Katie.

0:54.9

Hi, Kelly.

0:55.8

So for people who don't know, what even is a sea lamprey?

1:00.7

Like, what do these things look like?

1:02.7

A sea lamprey is a very frightening-looking fish, I will say.

1:07.5

It kind of looks like something right out of a horror movie.

1:11.0

They're long, skinny.

1:12.8

They kind of look like eels, though they're not eels.

1:15.8

And they end in these circular mouths, these sort of suction cup mouths that are like four times stronger than a vacuum cleaner.

1:23.3

And inside the mouth, there's dozens and dozens of these tiny razor-sharp teeth,

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