Invasion of the Lampreys
The Atlas Obscura Podcast
SiriusXM Podcasts & Atlas Obscura
4.6 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Kelly McEvers, and this is Atlas Obscura, a celebration of the world's strange, |
| 0:09.7 | incredible, and wondrous places. About a hundred years ago, the Great Lakes got some creepy-looking |
| 0:15.8 | visitors. They moved in, bullied their neighbors, and eventually tried to take over the place. |
| 0:22.1 | I am talking about a fish, the dreaded sea lamprey. |
| 0:26.2 | People dedicated their entire careers to getting these lampreys out |
| 0:29.5 | because they nearly destroyed the entire fishing industry in the Great Lakes, |
| 0:34.2 | which is huge, like $6 billion a year. |
| 0:37.9 | The effort worked for a while, but now, thanks to federal budget cuts, it's not clear who |
| 0:43.5 | will win. |
| 0:44.7 | Great Lakes or the lampraise. |
| 0:49.9 | Katie Thornton wrote an article about all this for The New Yorker, and she's here to tell us |
| 0:53.9 | about it. Hey, Katie. Hi, and she's here to tell us about it. |
| 0:54.4 | Hey, Katie. |
| 0:54.9 | Hi, Kelly. |
| 0:55.8 | So for people who don't know, what even is a sea lamprey? |
| 1:00.7 | Like, what do these things look like? |
| 1:02.7 | A sea lamprey is a very frightening-looking fish, I will say. |
| 1:07.5 | It kind of looks like something right out of a horror movie. |
| 1:11.0 | They're long, skinny. |
| 1:12.8 | They kind of look like eels, though they're not eels. |
| 1:15.8 | And they end in these circular mouths, these sort of suction cup mouths that are like four times stronger than a vacuum cleaner. |
| 1:23.3 | And inside the mouth, there's dozens and dozens of these tiny razor-sharp teeth, |
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