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This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to.

And I'm very excited for this week's episode. Maybe I wasn't the brave one this week. We'll see.

We'll see. No one could know yet. No one could know yet. There's no way to know.

It's absolutely no way to know. But if you want to know right now, immediately you can't wait another second.

There are timestamps in the show notes where you can jump straight to the recap.

Because first we're going to chat for a bit.

Lots of scary stuff happening once again.

So Emily and Henley, did anything scary happen to you this week?

Well, the president has a standing army that's accountable to no one.

That is the reality where we are right now.

And it's very scary.

It's really quite scary.

Yes.

I don't like it.

So if you're not in the mood to like hear someone wax and weighing about our current situation,

feel free to fast forward.

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