Invasion-Insane asylum
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🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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The Invasion Insane Asylum.
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| 0:00.0 | Addiction steals families, careers, futures. |
| 0:03.2 | It steals lives, but you can still come back with help from Sante Center for healing. |
| 0:07.9 | Sante Center is successfully treating the disease of addiction for 30 years. |
| 0:12.0 | Reach out to Sante today at santaeCenter.com. |
| 0:17.5 | The following is a KTCK podcast presentation. |
| 0:22.8 | All that implies a ticket assembly line of laughs delivered to you daily in three, two, and one. |
| 0:43.2 | Let's open the doors and step inside the McLaren insane asylum. |
| 0:44.6 | Look at me. |
| 0:48.6 | So we returned yesterday afternoon. |
| 0:50.5 | We landed, oddly. |
| 0:53.6 | I got to give American Airlines some credit here, man, because we got in like 30 minutes |
| 0:55.2 | than we were scheduled. We did. We must have been hauling ass up there, which obviously |
| 1:00.1 | we're going like 500 miles an hour anyway. Hulling even more ass. Yes. Yeah. But it is interesting |
| 1:05.8 | because we got in early. And you know how it is. Whenever you go into DFW, which is such a massive airport, |
| 1:13.5 | it's always funny to see what they will tell you for in-flight time versus gate-to-gate, |
| 1:18.4 | which is what you see when they go scheduled arrival. |
| 1:21.8 | Because, man, you can arrive at DFW and be taxiing for 15 minutes to get to whatever gate you're going to. It's kind of driving down the highway like 635. You're like, up, here we go. I always think it's cool when you're driving through the airport in the main central road. And they've got that one bridge for airplanes. It's just a plane just crossing the bridge. Hey, what's up everybody? Hey, guys. How's it going? Yeah, it's great. So we got back yesterday and we land. It's always interesting to see which people believe, hey, man, I don't care if you're the real ahead of me. I stood up first so I get to get off the plane before you. No, that's not really how this works, man. And again, that's why in the Donovan Independent School District, we will teach plain etiquette. That's a very good class. And once everyone knows, the world will be a better place. A lot of less frustrated people, you'll still have the people maybe just stand up every once in a while but it's about education yes |
| 2:18.7 | we're educating the masses doing the Lord's work I know I'm trying my best if you want to stand up |
| 2:23.7 | fine I don't care there are some people who need to stretch the legs I would have loved to have stood up |
| 2:29.8 | I will say this sometimes I'm a nice person I had pee really bad, probably for the last hour and 10 minutes of our flight. Well, I was sitting in a window seat, and the lady next to me was seven months pregnant. Oh, you can't make her show up. She had fallen asleep. Yeah. No, that's. And I kept looking, and her husband was next to her on the aisle seat. He got up a couple of times, and I was like... I was like, okay, man, like, just... You just got to focus. Like, there is no way I'm going to interrupt this pregnant woman sleeping. I was the same way. I had a window seat, and it's an older couple beside me, and the lady was in the middle |
| 3:07.9 | she had fallen asleep and I was |
| 3:09.3 | fine for the first |
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