My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money. Welcome to Kramer, America.

I'll be with my friends and just trying to make some money.

My job is not to stay entertained,

but to educate and teach you so call me at 1-800-743-CBC

or tweet me, act, jim, and Kramer.

All right, so I've been coming out here,

quite every night for 15 years.

I've never once worn a sweater, cashmere or otherwise.

But after still one more record shadowy day,

Dalavancing 83 points, S&P gaining 1.02%.

Now, as that pole won a 1.73%,

it's time for wardrobe change.

Well, I put her on a sweater when it's 80 degrees outside

because my late mother,

the Weas Kramer gave me some great advice many, many years ago.

See, Mom loved the stock market,

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