We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All on the right side. You got to keep all on the right side got me by all on the bright side

All right, all on the bright side.

I got an itch in the back of my head and the only way to scratch it is to grab the gun off this cop's belt.

No, wait, I shouldn't do that.

Then they would send me to forever sleep. And that, my friends, is called an intrusive thought. They're very normal. It's totally normal to think, what if I jerked my hand in the steering wheel or showed my pussy to a priest? Very totally normal. It's a way your brain is sorting out all the options. So next time you're at church and you think, what if I farted during the prayer? Just know, that's an option and you didn't choose it. So join us as we talk about intrusive thoughts on this episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, well, I know if you showed your pussy to a priest, they probably wouldn't like it. No, I think they'd be disgusted. Yeah, they don't, you know, unless it's one of the ones that fucks the nuns. It's one of those days. They're one of the good ones. Or the ones that, uh, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that, the, uh, that, you know, that's, that's, that's, you're the priests that do counseling on wives that are unhappy and then just end up sleeping with them. I kind of love that. Yeah, I guess so. Good for him. I don't know about good for him. I mean, he's probably good for the wife, I guess. I guess. Get those rocks off. Oh, my God. Father's son and holy spirit. Well, I'm going to go ahead and say right at the top of the show, how you doing, everyone? Thank you for listening to The Brighter Side.

I was... Oh my God. Father, son, and Holy Spirit. Well, I'm going to go ahead and say right at the top of the show, how you doing, everyone?

Thank you for listening to The Brighter Side.

I was so worried about this episode.

Yeah, we kept pushing it off.

Yeah, we've been talking about doing this for years, and there was something about intrusive thoughts that, frankly, terrified me.

Because I think they're very normal.

They're a way your brain is assessing everything in the room and all the possible options

you can do.

And frankly, women get them more than men.

Yes.

In my little bit of research that I did, I realized that women get them more than men.

And I think it's like because women think about things a lot more than men do and I think I think like when they analyze the situation a lot more than we do like I have for example you know whenever I talk to a dude it's like oh you know him and you know if someone like breaks up with his girlfriend and you tell me about it and you know and then you we have a brief conversation and then if I relay that information back

to Julie she has like 20 more questions than I did you know like you know yeah she's like when

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