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🗓️ 12 May 2025
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For anyone who feels like their life is one disaster after another: good news–you’re not alone.
Jameela Jamil hosts a new podcast called Wrong Turns where she gathers her funny friends and they share their most mortifying and embarrassing stories. Crucially, there are no morals and no silver linings. They are simply here to revel in each others’ misfortune.
Wrong Turns: where dignity goes to die.
Look out for our debut episode coming this Wednesday with very special guests Mae Martin and Bob the Drag Queen!
If you have a Wrong Turn of your own to share with Jameela, email a voice memo to [email protected], and we may include it in a future episode!
Jameela is on Instagram @jameelajamil and TikTok @jameelajamil. Her Substack is A Low Desire To Please.
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Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.
Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.
Listen to Wrong Turns on Amazon Music or wherever you find your podcasts.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you feel like your life is one disaster after another, that your very existence is a steep decline down a horrifying shame spiral? |
| 0:12.0 | Well, I have some good news. You are not alone. I am Jemita Jamil and I'm hosting a new podcast called Wrong Turns where I gather my funniest friends |
| 0:21.1 | and we all share our most mortifying and embarrassing stories. Stories like this. You do a shot |
| 0:26.4 | of like whiskey and then you take a shot of pickle juice after. And why? So it doesn't taste so much |
| 0:30.0 | like stepdad in your mouth. I mean, who doesn't love that? He pants is in the cafeteria. |
| 0:35.4 | And basically he's just showing the high school what he already rejected. |
| 0:40.3 | I have always been very quick-witted and very good at making fun of people. When did that change? |
| 0:44.8 | Just kidding. |
| 0:45.6 | Yes, monster. |
| 0:48.0 | Split second decision, knowing that I could get in trouble, is I start crying. And I said, |
| 0:53.4 | oh my God, thank God you you're here I've been trying to |
| 0:55.2 | get in touch with you guys I'm so sorry I don't know who any of these people are in my hotel |
| 1:01.3 | she looks me dead in the eyes no joke and it's like please don't f*** my dad and I'm like what |
| 1:08.3 | first of all your dad's a four starting Starting Wednesday, May 14th, listen to Wrong Turns with Jamila Jamil on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:18.7 | Wrong Turns, where dignity goes to die. |
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