Well, hello you lot. It's Jamie Lang here from the Great Company podcast. Now, if you like your

podcast outrageous, a hilarious and a little bit saucy, then you need to check out this absolute

belter. Okay, it's called Write Me Dirty. Now, imagine this. Catherine Ryan, two guests and an absolutely

bonkers prompt like, the world is ending. There's a zombie invasion and someone's brought

a can of beans to the orgy. You're still with me? Okay, listen to this. Each like, the world is ending, there's a zombie invasion, and someone's brought a can of

beans to the orgy. You're still with me? Okay, listen to this. Each week, the guests have to write

erotic stories about each other. And yes, it's just as awkward, chaotic, and completely

hilarious as it sounds. There's dramatic readings, oversharing, wheezing laughter, and of course,

Catherine ran herself, staring the pot like it's her full-time job. Now, at the end of it,

she crowns the erotica champion based on sexiness, creativity and general nonsense. Winner gets

eternal glory and a massive pen, literally. So if you like laughing until you snort and you're not afraid of a little

filth with your funny, go subscribe to Write Me Dirty. Here's a little sneak peek of the show to wet your whistle.

Right me dirty. Hello, I'm Catherine Ryan and I've got two guests today who are so excited to write me a dirty story, all with the hopes of winning a pen.

And this week, my two seductive scribes are Stevie Martin and Fatia Elgori.

Welcome, girls.

How do you feel about being called girls?

That felt I don't mind.

Very regressive.

I'm for lades. Girls. And lads.? That felt. I don't mind. Very regressive. I prefer lades. I prefer bravs. I prefer brav. You actually do.

Labes. Labes. Ladies.

You and I, Fatia, have known each other, I think, for quite a long time now.

Correct. And Stevie, I know of your work, very talented comedian, but this is our first time meeting,

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