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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Introducing Why Won’t You Date Me? With Nicole Byer

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

It’s time to get sexy! The hilarious comedian Nicole Byer joins Conan to introduce her sex & relationship podcast ‘Why Won’t You Date Me?’ to the Team Coco network! Each week Nicole sits down with a comedian, actor, or ex-fling to interview their dating life while she figures out her own. With great guests like Jameela Jamil, Paul F. Tompkins, Whitney Cummings, and yes, Conan too! Literally nothing is off-limits, as Nicole unpacks first date horror stories, dating during COVID, sexcapades gone wrong, and more! In this juicy clip, see what Conan thinks when Nicole demands to marry into his O’Brien family. And if you like what you hear, check out the full episode in Apple Podcasts: apple.co/wwydm

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there listeners, it's me Conan O'Brien. I'm dropping in to tell you about something

0:08.0

very special, which is that I am sitting here with the very lovely and talented Nicole

0:14.1

Byer, who is now an official member of the team Coco family.

0:19.2

Yes, it's true. It is true. I'm part of the team Coco family. My show Why Won't You

0:26.0

Date Me Is Now in the Conan Universe. Yeah, now Nicole. Yes. Now that you're done shouting,

0:33.6

tell us for those who don't know about your show, I do. I've been a fan of yours for

0:37.4

a long, long time and we've had some absolutely hilarious conversations over the years and you

0:43.4

have taught me a great deal. How would you describe this podcast? How would you describe

0:48.5

Why Won't You Date Me? Well, I mean, you said one of the first things. It is a lot of

0:53.8

yelling. I love to yell yelling is one of my favorite things to do. But you do it. You do

1:00.9

it in a very musical way though. I have to say you have a very it's a very sing song.

1:05.0

It sounds like you're singing and I love it. Thank you. It's because I can't really sing

1:09.0

in real life. I'm pretty tone deaf. So, you know, you got you got to take the melodies

1:12.7

where you could find them. Sure. But the show Why Won't You Date Me Is A Show About

1:16.4

Me, Nicole Byer trying to figure out how I'm still single and honestly through the pandemic,

1:21.3

it has morphed into more of like whatever I want to talk about sprinkled with love and

1:25.4

sex because your friend is having a hard time dating during Corona. Yeah. And also I

1:32.6

would just want to put it out there. You are very, very candid about your sex life. Your

1:37.4

desires, your requirements, your needs. And I've learned a ton because I come from a culture

1:45.9

where sex is not discussed. And I can listen to you for 20 minutes and learn more about sex

1:52.0

and dating and single sex life than I would ever find out in 500 years of real experience.

1:59.2

I'm just trying to help the people, the help the people of the world. If you have a question,

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