Introducing Where There's A Will, There's A Wake with Kathy Burke

Cuddle Club with Lou Sanders

Plosive

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 767 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

Hello Cuddle Clubbers - this is a short public service announcement to give you a taste of the brilliant Where There's A Will, There's A Wake with Kathy Burke podcast. It's a hilarious, irreverent, dark and sometimes moving podcast where guests see their death brought to life as they plan their final day from dawn to dusk and into the afterlife featuring the likes of Dawn French, James Acaster and Jamali Maddix.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello, you cuddly cunts.
0:02.4	It's Cathy Burke here.
0:03.8	And since we're getting all warm and cosy,
0:05.9	let's talk about death and my podcast.
0:08.9	Where there's a will there's a wake.
0:11.0	I chat to some magnificent guests like Sarah Pasco.
0:14.5	Oh, what a bad day she was having.
0:16.4	She got told she had a big nose, and then she got blown up.
0:20.7	Alan Carr.
0:21.8	Yeah, I'm like a lasagna with glasses.
0:26.3	Bit spicy, cheesy, saucy.
0:31.5	And Danny fucking die.
0:32.8	I would like to haunt Rupert Murdoch.
0:36.1	Because why is this cunct still alive for one, right?
0:38.9	About their fantasy death and everything that follows.
0:42.2	From perishing to pallbearers,
0:44.1	you'll hear your favourite celebrities
0:45.6	in a way you've never heard them before.
0:48.0	And the Perspect front has two holes with my tits
0:51.3	coming through.
0:53.7	And if, if you want, you can rub them for luck.
0:59.7	As the Grim Reaper says, it's dead fucking funny.
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