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Your favorite playlist, Pumping Out. You can go anywhere you want.

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A lot.

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Psychologists tell us the January's when people report feeling a high level of loneliness.

Maybe that's because the holidays are done, the parties are over,

life is back to normal. But when I was growing up as a single adult, my loneliness time was February.

The 14 to be precise.

When you've got somebody to share it with, Valentine's Day is a great day.

But if you're single, well, it sucks.

So it's probably not surprising that on Valentine's Day,

there is a national epidemic of loneliness.

And I let you know how to battle that loneliness in this week's Church of the Undead

Message, which you can find at WeirdDarkness.com-slash-church.

Hey, Weirdos. I hope you're having a great weekend.

I thought this would be a good opportunity since I'm kind of on the mend from my wrenched back

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