Introducing: Victory Light with The Kid Mero

Victory Light with The Kid Mero

THE KID MERO

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 653 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

VICTORY LIGHT IS A EXTREMELY CULTURALLY RELEVANT BIWEEKLY PODCAST WHERE MYSELF THE KID MERO WHO IS A STAR IN MAD DIFFERENT MEDIUMS DISCUSS TOPICS OF THE DAY WITH THE ENERGY OF A RHINO ON VIAGRA SMASHIN CHEEKS ON THE AFRICAN PLAINS. I AM SOMETIMES JOINED BY TWO ERUDITE COHOSTS WHO HAVE VERY HIGH SAUCE LEVELS AND WHO YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BE READING ONE OF THESE LIL BLURBS ABOUT THEIR SHOW BECAUSE MY EYE FOR TALENT IS TREMENDOUS. TUNE IN 2X A WEEK TO HEAR THE TAKES YOUR BODY ACHES FOR B. GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRE TO HAVE YOUR 3RD EYE DILATED AND PENETRATED BY KNOWLEDGE DARTS.

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0:00.0	Yo, what's up? It's your boy, the kid, Merrow, the human duress, flat, you know what I mean?
0:03.0	The Plantain Supernova, you feel me?
0:05.1	The guard himself, your favorite Dominican uncle. And, yo, on Halloween in 2012, I was out terrorizing the streets, bro, with a Super Soaker full of Nair. That's why you think they got that permanent ball spine the back of the head. She said to Alopecia, it's not. That same night, I went home, did two birdman hand rubs, and
0:22.5	hit submit on the greatest blog of all time. Victory Light. But Mary, when's Victory Light? When
0:27.9	is that? What's a blog? Victory Light is TikTok on paper, stupid. Sit down and put the vapor
0:33.7	away. Victory Light is a mecca of erudition, man, the thoughts of a young Dominican man under
0:38.8	extreme societal pressure.
0:40.7	It's also where I gave you questionable advice.
0:43.0	It was a fountain of knowledge thoughts to assert into your cranial cavity, bait.
0:47.3	Victory light is where Waile went to get laughs on tour.
0:50.6	Victory light is where Ezra Canning went to get inspired to win a Grammy. Victory Light is where Tom Colicchio went to make that rosemary chicken that'd be banging. And you said white people don't season their food. Victory Light is what got me up in Beverly Glint Diner next to one of the Bee Gees. I think it was one of the BGs. I don't know. But, homie was definitely in a fugue state. But Meryl, where's Victory Light now?
1:11.5	Are Blacks even a thing anymore?
1:13.4	That's a great question, you coward.
1:15.0	Let me tell you how.
1:16.0	You can listen to Victory Light starting on October 31st on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast at.
1:24.4	And remember, Victory Light is a fountain.
1:27.0	So get your cup ready, because it's about to runneth over.

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