Double.

I know, no, I'm saying you're going to read the description and I'm going to react.

Yes.

And that's going to be the teaser.

Yes.

Okay.

Canada Land is launching its first celebrity interview podcast and it's not great.

There's a lot of podcasts that aren't so good.

So to promise to your listeners this is going to be the worst. I want to see how you bring that.

Give it your worst. Tell me it's the worst. Tell me I'm the worst. As long as you listen.

You know. I think this is called the worst podcast and it's totally delivering so far.

100% yes.

Thank you.

Join iconoclastic documentary filmmaker and reformed Kermudgen, Alan Zweig, as he hosts conversations

about the worst things in life, the most brutal failure you've ever suffered, or the most regrettable

thing you ever did.

What's the worst thing you ever said to your mother?

One time I made her cry.

A listener wrote recently, I lacked courage and it was because I wanted everyone to like me.

It's kind of like, yeah, that's probably true. This is a violation of decorum what you are doing. I am here with my family.

The thing that will make listeners feel the best. I'm really truly believe this is when you talk about your failures, when you talk about how you fucked up.

I'm gonna, God, I can't believe I'm being serious, but when I come to talk to you and I'm asking you, tell me something really horrible that happened to you.

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