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Threedom

Introducing: The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Threedom

Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins

Comedy

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

We’re excited to drop in your feed today to tell you about one of our favorite shows: The Sarah Silverman Podcast! On her show, Sarah shares her thoughts and musings on anything and everything under the sun. No topic is off limits, from politics to the rampant overuse of cologne. Listener voicemails dictate the trajectory of the show, but Sarah’s always driving. Yes, things will get weird. But weird is her sweet spot.

In this episode, Sarah attempts a listener's suggestion to pee sitting backwards. Plus, she enjoys some titillating Bible verses, decides whether a caller is overreacting about a Jewish joke, and gives hope to a heartbroken caller who worries she’s lost her nephew forever.

If you like this episode, head to The Sarah Silverman Podcast wherever you get your podcasts or https://lemonada.lnk.to/sarahsilvermanfd.

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Oh!

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Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hi!

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Yeah ya fuck up!

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