Introducing: The Amelia Project

Mockery Manor

Long Cat Media

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 631 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Long Cat Media presents a special episode... We are honoured to introduce The Amelia Project - Episode 8: Luke Dougal. The Amelia Project is a secret organisation offering a very special service: faking its clients' deaths. Its eccentric clientele includes cult leaders, criminals and politicians all desperate to disappear and start over... but for how long can the secrecy last? With the help of his indispensable assistant Alvina, The Amelia Project's Interviewer needs only a 20 minute consultation to help any troubled client disappear into a new and exotic life. His solutions are delivered with a flourish of ingenuity, style, and a mug of finest cocoa. But you don't get to be this good without attracting some unwanted attention… Subscribe to The Amelia Project! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Longcat Media is excited to present a special episode.
0:05.0	What do you see when you look at this ink blot, Matthew?
0:11.0	Oh, oh, I see a roller coaster.
0:15.0	What on them basic ones? No them theming.
0:17.0	Called like The Abominator or something.
0:20.0	And this inkblot?
0:21.6	Um...
0:22.6	First thing that pops into your head, Matty?
0:24.6	Heart of Darkness.
0:25.6	Oh. The Joseph Conrad novel?
0:28.6	No, no, the bit with the animatronic hippos.
0:30.6	See, this bit here looks a bit like the bend in the river before the first drop.
0:34.6	And that looks like a hippo.
0:36.6	Oh! Sorry. I'm talking about a
0:40.4	mockery manoroid there's a log flume called the Heart of Darkness I see and
0:46.6	how about this one what do you see now that looks like the entrance gates did not
0:53.3	mockery this time.
0:55.0	A different theme park.
0:57.0	It's all theme parks with you, isn't it, Matthew?
1:00.0	The way they've shaped your psyche is quite fascinating.
1:04.0	They're fascinating places.
1:06.0	Have you been to one yourself?
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