Warning.

The following episode contains adult language, discussion of miracles, arranged marriages,

Channing Tatum, and disclosure of at least one Bible-approved stoning.

Sensitive listeners, take care. Kidda vjayajaya Bharu, I'm gonna'a'er to, I'm gonna'eke kuthekada,

that lu-kata and then lai.

Kuthene, kunde, sohutany, kunha, sohany, kystany. So here's a confession I'm going to make,

so here's a confession I'm gonna make right at the top of the show.

I don't believe in astrology, but astrology keeps happening to me.

Now everyone says podcasting is the most visual medium, so I made you a slideshow to try to explain.

This is the real Skyline Drive. It's in Delaware, and growing up, when I couldn't sleep,

it's one of the many places I would drive to look at the stars.

This is the moon. It rules our emotions.

This is Mercury and retrograde. You know it because it makes life miserable.

This is Rahu and Kethu. They're important and mischievous nodes in Vedic astrology.

They're prominent in Donald Trump's horoscope, and they're also responsible for Paris Hilton.

This is me. I was born May 1st 1979. This is the sky at the time I was born. In Western

astrology, it makes me a tourist. These are some other tourists, Polepot, Aetolokomani, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Barbara Streisand,

the fact that we're all tourists has made me doubt astrology for a very long time. These are my parents.

They've been hitched 51 years and every morning my dad makes my mom a cup of tea and

then they sit and do the spelling bee and pencil. It's adorable right?

These are my parents calling in the middle of this recording.

Hey Monge, I think you'd call so I was calling back. Give me a call.

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