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Hey guys, welcome to the show, Randy Sklar here. I'm Jason Sklar. We have the Sklar Brothers and this is our daily podcast, our new venture that is called Sklarbroke Country, the virus episodes or the pandemic pods. I don't know what do you like better?

I like two guys one couch. Alright, we are distance socially, safely, although this is about the distance we were in the womb. You know what's interesting about this pandemic? I will say if I'm looking for what's interesting about this pandemic?

You know the one thing that's interesting about this pandemic. And then we'll tell you why we're doing this podcast, but go ahead.

The thing that's interesting for me, silver lining if I had to find one and there are many, there's too many to count, is that I don't have silver linings right now or like toilet paper. They're everywhere.

They're everywhere. Everyone's got a bunch easily accessible. So I, people are hoarding them. I don't have to touch Randy's skin. Now I don't often do this and my lifetime I can maybe count on one bare hand.

The amount of times I've touched skin to skin on my brother and I will say that when I touch Randy skin to skin, it feels like you know how when you fall asleep on your arm.

Yep. It goes a little bit that goes dead. You get dead arm dead arm. It does not feel like you're on. So you bang it against the wall a couple times just to get the feeling back in.

Why would you ever bang anyone's someone else's on against like you're banging someone else's like, and why would you do that? I don't know. You're just trying to pull yourself back.

Okay. It's like touching Randy is like touching my own cold dead self dead self. Yeah. That's it. So pandemic has made it socially acceptable to not even have to do that.

Yeah. So thank you. Glad that's out of the way. But the reason we're doing this podcast is that we like you are trying to make our way through this crazy new normal of a world.

And we looked out there and we saw that nobody is doing a podcast. We said, look, this is fertile ground. It's wide open. No. What we wanted to do was give you a break.

Because we're looking forward in our days and looking forward in our times a break. Some sort of a 30 minutes a day, not that much. You might put the air pods in the headphones in and walk around walk outside for 30 minutes to just give yourself a respite from the news.

We're going to post the video of this on YouTube. You can watch us. You can see where we are hunkered down in a bunker. This is our take. This is my basement. This is our take on the world as we see it every day.

And we want to give you a little something every day to make you laugh, give you a little escape because there aren't that many escapes anymore. No, there are no escapes. Only escape rooms.

And that is scary and sad. We'll talk about the world as we see it as we're moving through it. We will give you some recommendations of things to watch things to listen to.

We're not going to tell you to do it. No, but we'll recommend it's harshly.

If I cough at all and I've coughed a few times, I will doubt myself in Hello Kitty, Puril. He's going to drink it. Rani is convinced I have the virus. I'm not so sure. Yeah. Well, let's talk about the fact that there are no sports.

So this, this is something that is how are you coping? I'm not coping well. Right. And the way I'm trying to, I guess, cope is that I am watching old games in their entirety as they are presented to me on television.

Not even on YouTube. No, on television, not even teams that I care about are like the other day I watched 1979 Cubs versus Philly is the 23 to 22 game.

Pete Rose, Pete Rose, Ben, you know, you know, he had skin in that game. He did have skin in that game. He the way he slammed the ball down from first base.

When he bounced the ball, the Cubs fans boot him. Here's the thing that I was taken by when I was watching this. The crowd of the Cubs gets here.

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