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🗓️ 10 June 2025
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Lisa Lampanelli is back… and she’s got opinions. Comedy's former Queen of Mean may not be a licensed therapist, but that’s never stopped her from dishing out advice. So, after years of roasting celebs (and herself), the retired insult comic has decided it's time for her to help you shrink your problems, roast your bad decisions, and help you get your act together.
Each week, Lisa and her unpaid sidekick comedian Nick Scopoletti read letters from real people with real issues—mental health, body image, friendship, family, and why you’re still texting that loser. Every episode of "Shrink This!" is full of unfiltered wisdom, inappropriate jokes, a whole lotta heart, and ZERO B.S. Just when you thought counseling and straight talk had to be 100% serious, turns out it doesn't!
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's the former queen of me and Lisa Lampinelli. And no, I'm not a therapist, |
0:07.1 | life coach, or anything remotely qualified, but thanks for asking. After decades addition it out |
0:12.7 | on stage, it's time for me to dish it out from the heart. Shrink this is my new podcast where I give |
0:19.1 | real people, real talk about their problems, whether they like it or not. |
0:23.6 | It's funny, it's honest, and yeah, it's going to be a little inappropriate. |
0:28.2 | I mean, duh, it's me. |
0:30.4 | If you think therapy's too serious, I got good news for you. |
0:34.4 | Sometimes healing means laughing so hard you forget you're an aft up mess. |
0:38.9 | So listen to Shrink This. I'm here to shrink your problems or at least roast them into |
0:44.4 | submission. Listen up. There's new episodes every week. Now let's go shrink some heads. |
0:51.6 | Listen to Shrink This on America's number one podcast network IHeart. Follow |
0:55.9 | shrink this and start listening on the free IHeart radio app today. |
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