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Happy holidays. It is May 1952.

two. On a mountain ridge that skirts the border of Nepal and Tibet, two men are locked in a battle with the elements.

In the lead is Tenzing Norgae, a Sherper guide who grew up in the shadow of these peaks. He is an experienced climber, but he's never been this high before. Gasping for breath, he squints up the steep ridge that leads to the very top.

Snow blows off the summit, as though the mountain is smoking.

He can hear nothing but the high scream of the wind.

Tenzing lifts his foot and stamps his crampons into the ice. He shifts his weight.

Then he lifts his other foot carefully, knowing that every step could be his last.

His companion is down on his hands and knees,

inching along with his chin tucked into his armpit to shield his face from the merciless wind.

Some say this peak is the roof of the world, but right now it feels more like death store. The two men proceed in slow motion.

After another hour, Tenzing is crawling too. Clouds swirl around a summit that flickers in and out of view like a mirage.

Struggling for breath, Tenzing suspects their oxygen supply is faulty.

They carry heavy gas bottles and have masks strapped over their faces,

but right now the equipment seems to be all burden and no relief.

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