So there's a guy named Emil Buari, and he rents a diet clinic in Las Vegas.

You know the type, a clinic that gives you a hormone that's supposed to help you lose weight.

So the thinking behind it is human-coronacornatotropin triggers the brain into releasing fat off the body.

And Emil had a girlfriend.

They met at the gym because, of course.

And Emil and Kim had an on-and-off relationship.

And then Emil's luck started running thin and... bingo! He becomes the target of an intense, two-year law enforcement investigation.

It was an elaborate FBI undercover stain.

It's not a lie.

There were two people who were involved in the investigation.

And bingo! He becomes the target of an intense, two-year law enforcement investigation.

It was an elaborate FBI undercover stain.

This case originated with a sort of a love triangle.

Wait, a major FBI case begins with love triangle?

Case number 281 and dash LV.

You heard that right.

And there's a lot more in secret FBI recordings I've uncovered.

Agent Watson meeting with subject Emil Buari.

FBI agents go undercover in disguise.

The gentleman comes and points again to me while I'm on the toilet.

And then the whole thing goes bust.

The way it only can under the neon lights of Las Vegas.

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