Hi, I'm Elizabeth Thutton, and I'm Zaryn Brunette, Meet Ridiculous Crime.

A podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's always 99% murder-free.

And 100% Ridiculous.

No blood and guts, no dead ladies.

Just pure, uncut, madcap criminality.

We'll bring you crimes like the super sleuth dog who recovered the stolen World Cup trophy.

Some of the newspaper articles from England are talking about how they went to get coffee.

I'm like, bull, they did not get coffee.

Those guys went and got tea and some sort of pastry filled with smashed meats.

Oh god.

But wait, there's more.

How about a love struck, 16-year-old repelling into a luxury car dealership?

And he sees this yellow and black aforementioned Guy Fieri Lambo.

So of course, that's the car he's going to take.

He breaks in, which, by the way, he had also googled how to break into cars.

You can learn anything on YouTube.

I'm telling you, between YouTube and Google, there ain't a single thing that you can't find.

Or how about Billy Idol and his buddy on a bender so bad the Thai army had to be called in.

Rent jet skis and play chicken on them while naked.

So they're playing chicken and, of course, Billy crashes and sings this chiskey.

Or maybe the time a man who needed a quarter of a million dollars to save his family decided to steal Frank Sinatra's son.

Don't make any noise and nobody'll get hurt.

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