Pushkin.

And you taught me a Yiddish word?

I taught you a Yiddish word.

Oh yes I did.

Maybe you just learned it, I don't know, but it's the word that is the kind of opposite

directional flow of Nakhis.

On June 18th, ladies and gentlemen, I will bring you season five of revisionist history.

Do we lurch once again from the sublime to the ridiculous, with stops along the way for

digressions of great importance, like Nakhis, and its opposite?

So Nakhis being like the joy that your children give you, and this word being...

Yuchis.

Yeah, the one that you give them.

This is a season of Yuchis, on revisionist history, where I bring you some joy.

Plus, a whole lot of serious things as well.

How do we remember those who have suffered?

And how do you remember those who brought suffering into the world?

I'd rather have somebody who was real stupid, but did something, and even who was wrong,

he did something, and I have somebody who would vacillate and do nothing.

Season five has lots of things that aren't museums, because art museums turn out to be very strange.

Not to mention, a little bit of Howard Hughes, some Vincent Van Gogh, smog the dragon,

even Andy Warhol.

He said, if everyone's not a beauty, then nobody is.

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