Hi, everyone. I'm Mark Eglarsh, and this is... Jonna Spillbore, and we are positively legal. Are we? All the time? You're so positive, Johnna? Miss New Yorker? I don't know that you're so positive. Not all the time, but I'm going with this, Mark, because you did come up with the name. Right, because what's the point if we're going to be talking about these high-profile cases

and then people are going to leave feeling miserable like a lot of people do because it's murder,

guts, rape.

Let's at least throw in some spiritual nuggets so people can feel a little bit better about themselves.

What do you think?

Well, I think some people actually like murder.

We've been part of Megan's Posse since the days of Kelly Sport back on Fox News.

Megan Kelly is touching me. This is wonderful.

Poor victim was naked in the shower, stabbed 27 times.

That wasn't good enough. Let's put two bullet holes in his face.

And I've been with Megan so long because I enjoy wearing makeup.

Why is this going to be fun? What are we going to do? We're going to bring our real-life courtroom

experience to our audience, of course. The most challenging clients we've ever had, right?

What just happened in court that was difficult? We're going to give it up. We might change some

names to protect the innocent. You can tune in to positively legal

every Wednesday on the MK True Crime YouTube channel

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And as Aristotle said,

take charge of your thoughts.

You can do what you will with them.

And as Mona Lisa Vito said,

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