I'm Kate Berlin and I'm Jacqueline Novak. We're comedian who made a podcast tracking our

obsession with wellness. Look we're healthy we're happy. We are not sick. Nonetheless

we're looking to heal. We are looking to heal.

Why? You know, we're addicted to wellness.

This is our hobby. This is our hell.

This is our naked desire for free products.

This is pooog.

That's P-O-G.

P-O-G. Pugh.

The Big Money Players Network and I-Heart Radio.

Here's a little snippet.

When I buy a dairy-free yogurt and I'm excited to try it,

I know that I'm chasing a hungry ghost that will never be fed.

Yes. There's part of me that knows that yes, maybe I should cut back on dairy, but really what am I actually chasing right?

Because again, I of course, tragically do not have a food

out right this isn't actually about something as simple as a dairy

allergy it's never the dairy allergy it's your father right never even

remotely being interested in anything you ever have to say.

It's not the dairy, it's daddy, but the dairy's not helping either.

No, exactly.

We are going to be living inside the line between is it the dairy or isn't it the dairy.

Okay? It's a sweet spot of asking the question. It's the mystery. I want to live in the mystery.

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