Welcome. I'm Mr. Hairhacker, Mr. Ham Champion,

Trial Withers. I'd like to welcome your Hamless,

bald-headed ass to our new show, Not Here to Argy.

And when I say R, I mean myself, I mean super producer jam behind the scenes,

I mean underdog fantasy. I didn't know if I'd be putting on this headset again,

so I'm happy to join forces with underdog fantasy to bring you

Not Here to Argy once a week starting Wednesday, April 7th.

Now I wanted to call this show Sports of Stupid, and they were going to let me,

that's any indicator of what kind of shenanigans or hijinks I'll be allowed to get away with.

I pride myself and think of myself as a man of takes. I'm going to use this space as a platform

to get these takes off. And if they hit super producer jam is going to loop them,

and if they don't, he'll delete them. That's what we call the ultimate win win.

I'm going to be tracking some of my favorite teams. I need the winning ones,

some of my baby boys and the various pro leagues, and really anything else that comes to mind.

Also going to be dipping my toes back in the pickup waters,

is a way for you and more importantly me to make a little extra scratch.

To play along with me and fade every single pick of my make,

go check out Underdog Fantasy, the newest place for fantasy sports and

player pro pick them made possible by my close personal friends Mark Cuban, Kevin DeRant,

and Adam Shepard. Hit that link in the pod description to download, or go to underdogfantasy.com

and use code TRIIWL when you sign up. That will send me a direct message each time you fade

one of my picks and win. So hopefully you would join this next Wednesday April 7th for our

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