Oh hello I'm comedian and actor Arden Marine.

You might know me from Shameless, Insatiable, Mad TV, Chelsea Lately, or my very elegant Bachelor

podcast, will you accept this rose?

Well, hello, I'm actor and comedian Brian Safi,

you might know me from 911, you young and hungry,

and the podcast's attitudes in Ask Rana.

So here's what's happened.

Arden and I stalked each other and then slid into each other's

dams, demanded we be friends, and now we are.

We have a new podcast called No Autographs, Please, coming out March 31st.

Brian did you call the press?

I hope the press isn't here. They come around on their scuba gear and try to stalk us.

No autographs please. Every week hilarious guests like Paul F. Tompkins,

Lauren Lopkis, Drew Drogie, and more drop by to reveal

who is giving no autographs please energy?

What's no autographs please energy? Well it's that

special kind of delusional confidence we all aspire to. Then we improvise a

first date based on real dates listeners have actually submitted so we use real lines

that listeners were actually told on those dates for those improps. Lines like

this. I am not interested in dating beautiful people. I prefer interesting looking people like you.

I remember now why I don't eat oysters.

I really wanted to date your best friend, but since he has a girlfriend I asked you out.

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