Introducing: My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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0:16.2	Hi, I'm comedian and retired fornicator, Langston Kerman, and with the help of the beautiful oppressors at I Heart Radio and big money players, I'd like to present my brand new podcast called My Mama Told Me, where each week me and a special guest will explore all of the twisted conspiracies that
0:21.4	the white man doesn't want you to know about. We'll talk silly
0:24.8	conspiracies. I think there may be some people who aren't black in the black
0:29.3	aluminati. I think
0:35.0	number one
0:36.0	number one he plays the saxophone
0:38.0	nobody in the white aluminati plays a jazz-based instrument
0:41.0	and you can look that up that That's not me just talking.
0:44.0	Well, talk dangerous conspiracies.
0:46.0	I remember one day I was with like two, three of my friends and I went to get a mystic.
0:51.0	I used to always get the Berry Joint. The Berry Joint was my jam with a blue.
0:54.5	And I grabbed it and my homie Gregory was like,
0:59.3	don't drink that. It's made by the K K K K K.
1:01.4	And I was like like for real.
1:03.3	We'll talk about conspiracies that'll make you feel like
1:05.7	maybe your grandmother was right
1:07.1	when she told you to take your butt back to church.
1:09.6	If you believe any stator number or idea or research reference.
1:15.0	Bob's for a second.
1:17.0	What's up?
1:18.0	If you believe any stat, any number, any idea,
1:22.0	that isn't done and conducted by black people, you're a coon.
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