I don't smoke, but Michael Knowles, who's a human who works at this company, does.

He wants me to tell you about our new cigars, Mayflower cigars.

Now, my immediate inclination is when he told me to tell you about Mayflower cigars, I wouldn't do it because I'd never want to do anything that Michael wants to do. But here's the thing. This is a thing that Michael actually knows a thing about. I know. It's like amazing. We finally discovered it. cigars. And clearly, everyone

knows that he knows about it because his new cigar

line sold out in the first 24 hours.

Although, We finally discovered it. Cigars. And clearly, everyone knows that he knows about it because his new cigar line sold out in the first 24 hours. All those years, he should have been working, studying, you know, doing anything productive. He spent all of his time and my money obsessing over cigars. So in a moment of benevolent mercy, we figured it would be worthwhile for us to start a new brand that can actually use legitimately the only gift that Michael has. Michael tells me that each premium handmade cigar is

blended, aged to perfection. Behold, this is a box. Within this box are cigars. I don't know

anything about that stuff, but apparently you can try the Mayflower Dawn, a mild to medium-bodied cigar,

or try the Mayflower Dux for a fuller bodied smoke. You can enjoy them in three different sizes. If you can't decide, you can order a sampler pack. It includes one of each blend in a variety of sizes. Head on over to Mayflower Cigars.com right now. Pre-order your Mayflower Cigars today. We're going to be shipping in early December.

You have to be 21 years old or older to purchase.

Some exclusions may apply.

Look how many cigars today. We're going to be shipping in early December. You have to be 21 years old or older to purchase. Some exclusions may apply. Look how many cigars are in this box. There are at least eight cigars. They are made of tobacco. This is what I have been told. And apparently, they are very good to smoke. I don't know anything about that. I do know that you have to help me pay off Michael's salary because

legitimately nor the way we're earning it back. So go check it out right now. Check out those

Mayflower cigars today.