Hi, I'm Mike Sweeney.

And I'm Jesse Gascal.

We're both writers and producers here at Conan.

And every week we're going to take you behind the orange curtain to tell you what it's really like to work here on the show.

You know in many ways we have a very regular office life here and we're going to tell you about all our petty office dramas.

Dirty dishes left in the sink.

People complaining about, oh well, this isn't the right almond milk.

Yeah, the only difference is, it's because the almond milk belongs to Tom Hank.

So we're going to share that hot Celebrity Green Room gossip and even play some highlights

from the show this week.

Not only the highlights, but we're going to tell you the salacious stories behind those highlights.

Because we never signed nondisclosure agreements, did we sweet?

No, we didn't. In fact, I just found out we've been fired.

Okay, well, this was fun. Anyway, this is our podcast, Inside Conan.

It's now called Clean cleaning out our offices. I think Jesse and I bonded the normal way.

Together in Berlin in a sex dungeon while Conan was tied up in leather cuffs.

Yeah.

With the Dominatrix.

And the Latorhosen.

A Dominatrix who, it's as if the TV cameras weren't there.

She was ready to go.

She had no boundaries.

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